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sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby realpeep » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:02 pm

Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.


It was manned by a very pleasant attendant carrying a ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and coaches(buses) £5 (about $7). This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work.


"Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant..."


"Err ... no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your responsibility."


"Err ... no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?"


"Err ... NO!" insisted the Council.


Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain , is a bloke who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at £400 (about $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million ($7 million)! And no one even knows his name.

Basically he didn't actually work at the zoo, he just made his own post to collect money from cars and left 25years later... fucking crazzzyyyy doooooood. he's rich now
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Re: sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby minotro » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:57 pm

I'm gonna go build a booth when I get home.

He was probably also collecting unemployment.
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Re: sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby realpeep » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:24 pm

minotro wrote:I'm gonna go build a booth when I get home.

He was probably also collecting unemployment.

no doubt
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Re: sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby Code Rad » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:53 pm

I often think about this when there are random guys posted up on lots at night... that's crazy though.
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Re: sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby minotro » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:46 am

There was a story recently where a dude just asked for the car keys in front of a nice restaraunt and gave the dude a movie ticket stub.
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Re: sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby realpeep » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:59 am

minotro wrote:There was a story recently where a dude just asked for the car keys in front of a nice restaraunt and gave the dude a movie ticket stub.

i'm guessing that didn't turn out too well
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Re: sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby minotro » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:43 pm

Actually the car drives great.
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Re: sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby KevinQ » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:06 pm

minotro wrote:Actually the car drives great.

ahaha
", but one time I wrestled a giraffe to ground with my bare hands..."
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Re: sooo easy a caveman can do it

Postby beenaada » Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:31 am

He was probably also collecting unemployment.
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